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Today’s read is from Jase Graves, an award-winning humor columnist from East Texas. Here’s a brief excerpt:

It’s that time of year again when dads of daughters all over the country are experiencing severe headaches, watery eyes, shortness of breath and even hives. No, these symptoms are not from seasonal allergies, but from a traumatic phenomenon known as “prom season.”

Read the column here.