Today’s highly interesting read (04/24/2023): Put Some Clothes On Your Daughter!

I don’t believe every teenage girl who wears a crop top or short skirt is bad news.

However I get the following writer’s main point.

Reminds me of an old “Happy Days” TV episode where Joanie Cunningham thinks the Red Devils are “keen” and wears a new attention-getting outfit in an effort to be initiated into their club.

After Fonize and friends save Joanie from the uncomfortable initiation Fonzie advises Joanie that “if you put on an advertisement, someone’s gonna answer that ad.”

Today’s read is from Christopher Skeet. Here’s the obligatory tease:

As the seasons change and the weather warms, American adults are yet again being subjected to the uncomfortable spectacle of teenage girls wearing outfits more befitting a runway show than a school, a store, or any other public setting.  Every winter I hope the trend loses steam or reverses, but every spring it returns worse than the previous year.

I wish there were a way I could word this in a less tawdry manner, but I can’t, so I’ll just be blunt:  Mom and Dad, we can see the bottom of your teenage daughter’s ass.  And we shouldn’t be seeing the bottom of your teenage daughter’s ass.  At her age, the only one who should is her proctologist.  And it’s your fault that we’re seeing it.

Read the entire column here.

3 thoughts on “Today’s highly interesting read (04/24/2023): Put Some Clothes On Your Daughter!

  1. I could not agree more. A visit to the local mall makes me wonder if we wandered into a teenage strip club by mistake. Strip mall should not be taken literally.


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  3. I believe that 90 percent of hotness is attitude

    Wouldn’t be nice if we would teach young ladies that your hotness comes from you, and teach young gentlemen to look for that hotness, we would have a lot HAPPIER young people. Make being a boy or a girl FUN again


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