I don’t believe every teenage girl who wears a crop top or short skirt is bad news.

However I get the following writer’s main point.

Reminds me of an old “Happy Days” TV episode where Joanie Cunningham thinks the Red Devils are “keen” and wears a new attention-getting outfit in an effort to be initiated into their club.

After Fonize and friends save Joanie from the uncomfortable initiation Fonzie advises Joanie that “if you put on an advertisement, someone’s gonna answer that ad.”

Today’s read is from Christopher Skeet. Here’s the obligatory tease:

As the seasons change and the weather warms, American adults are yet again being subjected to the uncomfortable spectacle of teenage girls wearing outfits more befitting a runway show than a school, a store, or any other public setting.  Every winter I hope the trend loses steam or reverses, but every spring it returns worse than the previous year.

I wish there were a way I could word this in a less tawdry manner, but I can’t, so I’ll just be blunt:  Mom and Dad, we can see the bottom of your teenage daughter’s ass.  And we shouldn’t be seeing the bottom of your teenage daughter’s ass.  At her age, the only one who should is her proctologist.  And it’s your fault that we’re seeing it.

Read the entire column here.