Today’s read is from Itxu Díaz, a Spanish journalist, political satirist, and author. Here’s an excerpt:

I’ve been thinking a lot about this. I don’t know if I’ll make it past 80. I suspect I won’t. If I do reach that age, I may have to keep writing because, after all, I have to get money for whiskey from somewhere. However, if I had a choice, I would do anything other than work. I am amazed at Biden because he, being able to engage in any idle activity, is bent on continuing to work, or whatever it is he does while he wanders around the White House doing confusing and unpleasant things as if he were the Dalai Lama.

I think one of Biden’s problems is that no one has told him that, besides running for president, there are other things you can do in life. So I have decided to present him with alternatives, in case he wants to change his attitude, lay down his electoral weapon, and slowly surrender to the health authorities. Here are a few:

Read them all here.