Today’s read is from Kylee Zempel, an assistant editor at The Federalist. Here’s the obligatory tease:

as prices are at record highs, grocery bills are through the roof, and supply-chain disruptions are still leaving business shelves bare, but even amid the instability, some things never change: Democrats’ media lapdogs are still spinning the facts to a dizzying degree.

As an apt illustration, The Washington Post shared (an) article about Biden’s economy, from self-serious columnist Jennifer Rubin, to Twitter on Monday with the following snippet: “If it weren’t for inflation, this president’s economic performance would be unmatched.”

You really can’t make this stuff up. To help Biden’s media lapdogs out, here are a few more amazing things — or, you know, things that would be if the opposite were reality.

Read the entire column here.