Not putting this on Facebook because, you know, they’ll go ape ****.
A bearded Arab, a Mexican, and a cute Texas blonde babe were in the same Texas bar last week:
When the Mexican finishes his Mexican beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his stolen unregistered pistol from his pocket, and shoots the glass to pieces…He says, ‘In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks a glass of O’Doul’s Amber, a non-alcohol beer (cuz he’s a Muslim!), throws the glass into the air, pulls out his concealed AK-47 from under his robe, and shoots the glass to pieces…He says, ‘In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’
The cool Texas blonde picks up her frosty glass of Budweiser, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her Colt .45 from her holster, and shoots dead both the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, ‘Honey, in Texas we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.’