The Barking Lot – America’s Finest Dog Blog (05/04/19)

The Barking Lot is a regular weekly feature of This Just In…Written by my lovely wife, Jennifer and me.  It opens with the weekend dog walking forecast followed by the main blog from dog lover, Jennifer. Then it’s DOGS IN THE NEWS and our close. Enjoy!

THE WEEKEND DOG-WALKING FORECAST: We grade the weather outlook for taking your pet outdoors.

TODAY:  Sunny. High of 63. “A”

SUNDAY:  Sunny in the morning. Increasing clouds in the afternoon with a 50% chance of showers. High of 70. “A”

My lovely wife, Jennifer, has the week off so I’ll supply the main blog. And I want to explore a topic that’s been on my mind for several weeks. The idea was inspired by something a regular reader once said to me:

“Who doesn’t like dogs?”

Indeed. Who doesn’t?

Turns out, a lot of folks.

Just check out social media, which by it’s very nature can be very crude, putting it mildly.

I think dogs are filthy, repulsive, and in all honesty I’ve been in gas station toilets that smelled better. I don’t consider the daily routine of scooping poop and pushing the horny dog off your leg to be any sort of substitute for real human companionship. A dog cannot have a conversation with you. A dog cannot share in your deeper interests.

That said, that’s only a personal opinion. If somebody wants to love a dog, that’s their business, not mine. But I would be more respectful of dog owners if they would not automatically hate me just because I don’t want to kiss their pit bull on the mouth or because I’m not advocating for more tax dollars to be spent on dog parks. It’s okay to not like dogs, and it doesn’t make you a cold-blooded, heartless monster.

ANIMALS ARE NOT LITTLE PEOPLE. But people think they are now. They want a pet which they can mold into an accessory, an artistic expression, a doll, a child, an extension of them which has no ability to talk back or run away. It’s a way for needy people to always have that security blanket whenever they feel too fat or lonely or uneducated or impoverished, or too thin or too bald or too wealthy or too oppressed or… you get the point.

I don’t want something nosing at me that just licked its own privates or behind a few minutes ago. They tend to stink no matter how often they are bathed, and have zero respect for your personal space, and their breath is just downright disgusting.

But too many times have I had dog owners dismiss my “Sorry, I’m just not a dog person, I’d rather not touch your dog” and insist their dog is a really friendly one and is so excited to see me, I should pet him! They immediately assume I’ll love their dog as much as they do, and that I won’t mind if it sheds hair where I want to sit, is in my way everywhere I want to walk, licks me, rips my tights with its claws jumping up at me, slobbers into my lap, or constantly hits me with the wagging tail.

I ******* hate dogs. Unfortunately I live with 2. My hubs adores them hence why I put up with them. Honestly ive nothing good to say about dogs. I dunno how anyone gets any joy of owning one and trust me my hubs trains his but they don’t always comply and my house skinks and constantly dirty and don’t start me on the furniture thinking they can lie anywhere they want. I patiently await the day they both die.

I’m a certified vet tech.

And.

I am not a dog person.

I have resuscitated more dogs than you ever will in your lifetime. I have pushed emergency drugs into I don’t know how many dog veins to keep them alive. I have acted fast when hit-by-cars storm through the front doors and work tirelessly to stabilize them. I have helped I don’t know how many dogs learn to walk again after suffering trauma. I have held hundreds upon hundreds of paws of those dogs who’s owners DROPPED THEM OFF FOR EUTHANASIA. That’s right, they didn’t want to be present, so guess who was there for them? Me. I have spent hours on patients who refuse to eat to get them to at least take 1 bite of food. I have missed so many lunch breaks, and have had to hold my own pee for hours because your dogs needed me there, my undivided attention. I have spent way more time at work with your dogs than with my own family.

So don’t give me any **** about not being a dog person. I’m in veterinary medicine because I love VETERINARY MEDICINE.

Let me not be a dog person in God damn peace.

My biggest problem with dogs is that I don’t like needy people or animals. Anyone that requires constant attention is extremely annoying to me plus the filth. Most dog owners have dirty homes.

I don’t dislike dogs however I don’t really understand what the big deal about them is either. All the fuss – clothes, carrying them, constant attention, etc. sometimes I think the people that are obsessed with dogs don’t have many friends or significant relationships in their life. I just don’t get it – cleaning up poop and the shedding slobber just aren’t worth it.

Families defrauded by unregulated service dog trainers.

Permian Pups Also Fight for Housing in Fastest-Growing U.S. City.

He wasn’t allowed to bring his dog inside a bar. Then he rammed the bartender with his car. Here are the details.

California’s canine blood banks harvest from caged dogs and operate in secrecy.

I am NOT surprised by this.

Washington state man dies while hiking but dog doesn’t leave his side for two days.

The long wait facing guide dog users.

The mistakes people make at the dog park that put their pet at risk.

For most people, the loss of a dog is comparable to the loss of a human loved one.

This Dog’s Adoration for His Food Bowl Got Him Adopted Just in the Nick of Time.

Man who is deaf adopts deaf puppy, teaches him sign language commands.

Dogs can tune out noise, just like people at cocktail parties.

Hey folks, we knew this all along, didn’t we?

The auto industry is going to the dogs—quite literally.

Why are there so many books about dogs?

Do you know what next Saturday is?

THAT’S IT FOR DOGS IN THE NEWS.

HERE’S OUR DOG PHOTO(s) OF THE WEEK.

How does she get such perfect family portraits?

We close as we always do with our closing video.

First… A man in Virginia said he has no regrets about smashing a window to free a dog that was locked in a hot car. Jason Minson happened to be working in the area of Norfolk on Tuesday and immediately called police for help when he noticed the young black Lab mix, but he was worried they were taking too long.

 

 

 

 

 

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That’s it for this week.

Thanks for stopping by.

We’d really appreciate it if you forward this on to other dog lovers you know. Let them have some fun!

See ya, BARK, next Saturday!

AND…

Will you buy a brat to help a veteran?

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