Maintaining them is fruitless carnage, continual amputation
Mowers are petrol-powered spinning death blades.
Grasses are over-watered.
You can’t make up how ridiculous a wacko enviro can be.
The above opinions are those of Ian Graber-Stiehl, a freelance writer and science journalist. It’s no surprise he’s been featured on NPR.
Read his article and try not to yell at your computer screen, “WHAT A NUTJOB!”