I fear going to church today

Why?

When Mass begins the predicted temperature will be 88 degrees.

Buck up, Fischer, right?

Our church is not air conditioned.

And I fear the priest celebrating Mass will do his usual 20-minute sermon.

How does one politely tell a man of the cloth to go to Hell?

UPDATE: Sermon last 7 minutes, but it began 5 minutes late and Mass let out not a minute early.

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